Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Senator Marco Rubio Breaks Water


What is wrong with my man Rubio cooling off his hot, fiery, white-heat boring speech? Absolutely nothing: it only reveals his toilet training was defective, he was weaned too soon, and that according to Siggy Freud, he hates his mother. Leave the senator alone. After all he carries water for the Republicans; likes water skying, adores water-cooler gossip--but above all: he loves water-boarding.

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